All right. Good morning, Apes. Thank you guys for joining us here today, right smack dab at high noon here on this beautiful Tuesday.

It is January 23rd, 2004. You guys know what's going on today.

We're coming at you live with the Daily Peel here. Shout out to everybody on the live stream.

What's off to everybody listening on the podcast, on the YouTube channel, or on those recordings.

We're going to slow things down a little bit here today and just try to actually digest the

information rather

than just don't simply rapid fire. As you guys can see, the newsletter has been made much more

readable here. I'm the guy who writes it, but for once it actually makes me want to open it up and

actually look at it here. It's not painful on the eyeballs like it used to be. So definitely go through

and check that out. Our emoji game is absolutely off

the charts. But before we dive into everything related to the Daily Peel here today, there is one

thing that I need to absolutely bless you guys with here. You know, we didn't get a chance to actually

included in yesterday's edition because I basically just saw too late at night. But this is one of the

funniest things of all time that I've ever seen.

I think our producers have the video up.

And, guys, I just want to apologize in advance because this combines two of our favorite things

ever in the absolute most degenerate way possible.

I'm not going to spoil anything.

So let's just pull up the video there if we do have it already.

Caitlin and I are being charged in a civil charge from the Colorado Securities and Exchange

Commission for basically selling millions of dollars worth of cryptocurrency that is deemed

worthless by the state.

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