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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

E283 Working from Home

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.824.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Intro

“Shine” - Bishop Gunn

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Outro

“Makin’ It” - Bishop Gunn


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0:00.0

Oh, check, check. Can you hear me? I am me. Who am I talking to? Check, check, check, check.

0:12.5

What was I thinking about? Oh, eucalyptus. Sound like a question, doesn't it? When you first

0:26.2

hear it, you know, if somebody runs up to you, say, hey, hey, hey, eucalyptus. I'd be like,

0:35.0

why? Who? Who said I did? That's what I, maybe eucalyptus. Oh, no, you heard the wrong

0:47.6

thing. Eucalyptus, nah, never heard of them. And what else was I wanted to tell you guys? Oh,

0:58.2

walnuts are disgusting. Can we quit pretending like they're not? You see them sometime on a

1:06.8

salad or, you know, as an item, as a written item on a menu. Get your little side of this,

1:13.6

little, you know, get your little mannequin of strawberry, ramican, get your little ramican

1:23.0

of strawberries, or get your little ramican of walnuts. But I don't want a walnut. They're

1:29.5

disgusting. You know what they taste like? They taste like, um, they taste like you shouldn't

1:40.7

be eating them. Go, go get a walnut. Everybody, they have all, I mean, they got great PR, you know,

1:49.2

they got great public, you know, advertising, but they're damn garbage. They're just damn garbage,

1:54.8

man. So, anyway, um, let's get into it, man. You know where we are, gang.

2:15.3

Happy Fathers Day, everyone, belated.

2:25.8

Oh, they're feeling, baby. Come on.

2:32.0

I found it, I'll patch up where it's been, it's grown, now I'm just floating on the

2:42.5

breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone. Oh, but when

2:52.5

I reach that ground, I'll share this piece of my mouth out, I can't see it in my bones.

2:59.5

But it's gonna tell you that I'm home, a little time, for me to sell that parking

3:09.1

break and let myself awire, shine that light on me. I'll sit and tell you my story,

3:22.1

baby, shine on me, and I will find a song where I will sing it just for you.

3:40.1

And that is it, that is shine by Bishop Gunn. And I hope everybody had a wonderful

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