E283 A Psychic Wordle Turtle and a Tangent Lasagna

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2022

⏱️ 141 minutes

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It's episode 283 and Christine has stopped sleep-honking! Join us for another round of Brazilian alien encounters with the Mirassol Abductions, brought to you by Em's Google translating skills. Then Christine brings us a topic she's been emotionally preparing for: the Oklahoma Girl Scout murders. In an attempt to lift the mood, we also discover both Christine and Eva were kicked out of their Brownies troops... and that's why we drink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, Am, how are you?
0:16.0	Oh, hi, Chrissy.
0:18.0	You really had your, uh, your, I'm on voice going on there.
0:22.0	I am the broad of broadcasting after all.
0:25.0	Well, I also feel like you probably feel obligated to be a little extra chipper because I'm,
0:29.0	I'm, my, my heart things not happening right now, but I'm feeling a little, my, my chest
0:34.5	is acting up, I guess.
0:36.0	So it gives me a flutter in my chest when M says, huh, I'm feeling like my heart is a
0:41.2	little wonky and I'm like, oh, no.
0:43.0	Well, no, well, no, I, I just took some medicine so I should be fine in a little bit.
0:47.7	But no, I just, I, and to not to like totally bomb everyone out, but like, I'm in like just
0:53.6	the weirdest mood.
0:54.6	I don't know what is going on.
0:56.0	But like, I just don't feel right.
0:58.0	And then my heart thing was happening and I just like I'm over here.
1:00.0	Well, today is a new moon and cancer.
1:02.5	So in case you're wondering about that, I just felt my Gemini powers being stripped away.
1:08.0	Yeah, but a new moon and cancer is a good thing.
1:10.4	It's basically, um, like a big hug from the universe.
1:14.2	So maybe you're just getting smothered a little bit.
1:16.4	Maybe I do feel a little smothered actually.
1:18.0	I feel a little like, yeah, because I kind of want to be like, get off.
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