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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

E281 Edit Content: Raise Your Hand

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.824.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2020

⏱️ 100 minutes

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0:00.0

Now, I remember when I was young, they had, we played basketball on a select group in

0:11.4

a really budget basketball team and after practice, sometimes the coach would drive us home.

0:23.2

You know, if your mom had a little bit of money or she had maybe a Toyota Camry or maybe

0:29.4

a van or something like that, something nice, your mother come get you, scoop you up from the

0:39.1

practice. But the remainder of us children would coach would give us a ride home. So you

0:48.3

hop in the coaches truck or you hop in the coaches, he had a van with a arm ladder on the

0:54.4

back, you know, and it didn't go anywhere, but you know, it's nice. It is kind of, you know,

1:01.1

it was nice to have. And anyway, you know, you get to know the coach well when he drives your home

1:09.6

from practice. And sometimes he would take us to do stuff, you know, he would take us to help him do

1:18.6

some work for him, giving us those rides. So one weekend, he drove us out into the country somewhere

1:26.3

to were helping him move something and loading things into a truck or something. It was me and this

1:33.1

young fella, Boo Boo Tyson. And this was a black gentleman and his name was Boo Boo Tyson. And

1:41.3

and his brother had tried to burn his legs off, but he, he didn't, he still had his legs, he didn't,

1:48.4

you know, he, it didn't happen, you know, and he had one leg that was a little hot, you know, but he

1:54.9

was, he was fine and he was a friend of mine. And we're driving along this road one time and on a

2:04.2

highway, me and him in the back of the truck and maybe they had a, you know, a lawn mower back there

2:11.2

are a little canteen of diesel or something, you know, maybe a jug of sip and water or something

2:17.7

back there with it. And we drove probably in the back of this little truck, this little Japanese

2:25.6

truck, maybe your Korean truck, a little K truck, die hat, Sue or something or sh, you know,

2:32.6

Shazatsu or some kind of little, just a little truck, man, it sounded like under the hood, they had

2:39.5

about 7,000 Korean people just, you know, just straining hard to keep it going. You know, one of

2:46.9

them little Shazatsu's or something, you know what I'm talking about, little truck. And, um,

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