Ready? No. Okay. I'll wait. That's like your favorite game to play ever since we came up with that.

I'll wait. I'll wait. It's every bitchy teacher. I'm a third grade teacher. I'll wait. I wish. Never mind. No say it. I don't know. No, I want to hear. I just started drinking my wine and imagining I was a third grade teacher.

And I was like, I so would have been a teacher. You would have been the teacher with like the wine bra. Oh yes for sure.

Here's like, anyway on to chapter nine.

I do like writing on a good whiteboard too, you know. Yeah, but remember before whiteboards we had projectors.

Mm-hmm. I mean, they were horrible. Right. But like they're a good thing to keep in the past.

I found a floppy disc the other day. Did you? On the sidewalk. Oh, I was like, why is there floppy disc here?

My teacher got really mad. Then I was like, maybe I should see what's on it. And then I'm like, in what world do I have something to put a floppy disc into?

The best part is we're probably the last generation to look at that and be like, oh, I know what that is. I asked my sister. I showed her one a few months ago.

And I said, do you know what this is? She has no. I was like, oh no. I felt real old.

How are you? I'm okay. I'm happy. I'm happy. Good. Do you want to why? And it's also why I drink.

Please. Because we hit half a million downloads. I can't believe that. You messaged me at this morning. I was like, what?

I told my dad and he's like, are you sure? That's really rude. Everyone's like, but that can't be right.

No, you don't know how to count. I was like fair, but that end does so. I do. I know how to look at a chart and have the number told to me.

Just special skill. Why do you drink? I'm just going to skip over how you feel because you don't look great.

It's all combined. You know, I had my first migraine today. Ever? Yeah. In 20. I mean, I only 30.

Shut the fuck up. It's the first headache where I've been like, this is not a normal headache. At least that I've like acknowledged it. I don't know.

I probably have had them before, but I get migraines all the time. It's so. It was not a fun time. And I was like, what's happening to me?

Was it the light sensitive one? To like, if like a fly was buzzing in the room, it hurts. And I had to drive. And I was like, I can't do this.

So I had to go home and put on one of those like sleep mask things and just line the dark. Yeah. Yeah. All you can do is sleep.

It was very painful. But my body is rejecting me.

Medically, you're a fucking mess. I was really worried for a minute that we were going to have to record in the hospital.

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