E275 The Thneed of Kentucky and the Stigmata of Squidward Tentacles

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

It's episode 275 and we've got some coffin candle updates! This week Em takes us to the homeland of our pal CK (who we recently met in person for the first time!), Scotland, for the tale of the Glamis Castle, which involves some very haunting non-secrets. Then Christine covers the paranormal true crime case of Teresita Basa, or the woman who solved her own murder. And tune in to find out how Canada did Em dirty... and that's why we drink! Ps. We're so sorry for the technical difficulties on YouTube! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey!
0:07.0	Hi, hi, hi!
0:09.0	How you doing?
0:11.0	Oh, Christine, Christine, Christine.
0:13.0	Hey, why do you drink this week?
0:18.0	Don't make me laugh too hard.
0:20.0	My lungs are not at the way they used to be.
0:23.0	Oh no, oh no.
0:25.0	I drink this week because folks Canada did me dirty.
0:32.0	Man, the big C gave me the big C if you know what I'm saying.
0:39.0	And, man, I have not been feeling right.
0:43.0	I don't know how they let me back in the country, but they sure did.
0:49.0	So that's your fault, Canada.
0:50.0	I am convinced that they saw you in a tickle in your throat and said, get out of our country.
0:57.0	You know, it's so, first of all, this is my, any, you and me and Eva somehow have been those smug bastards who have evaded COVID this entire time.
1:05.0	Oh, every time.
1:08.0	And I felt so good about it.
1:11.0	I feel like such a dick now because I like, to myself, I like, I really thought I was going to like get out of this pandemic.
1:15.0	Scott free.
1:16.0	I don't know what was wrong with me.
1:18.0	I don't know what was wrong with me.
1:20.0	Same.
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