E26 26. Sydney Maler & Nikki Howard: Banana D***s Pt. 1

Nervous Rex

Kast Media

Arts, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 921 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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In the studio today I have Sydney Maler and Nikki Howard, these two girls are hilarious, talented, and gorgeous. Today we took a stroll down history lane discussing George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and what it would be like watching George Washington have sex. Thick di*k, straight di*k, skinny di*k, and banana di*k. All types of di*k. Listen to the girls hypothesis about the male anatomy. What kind of di*k to you have?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up baby babies? You're listening to nervous Rex and I am your hostess Simon Rex and I am driving home from burning man and holy fucking shit.
0:15.0	Oh, eight fucking days.
0:19.0	I went early.
0:20.0	Let me just get right into it. I fucking go to Burning Man by myself in my RV
0:26.6	just like last year. I know one dude that I camped with last year that I barely
0:31.6	know named Jeff and I hit him up I'm like
0:34.0	dude I want to come to burning man are you doing camp again this year because no I'm not but
0:38.1	my boys are hit up this dude Ian don't even know the guy email email him. Can I stay at your camp? Yeah, dude, just
0:44.8	throwing this amount of money. We'll save you a spot. Bring 20 bottles of champagne and
0:50.3	fucking let's do it. So I roll by myself to burning man two days before it opens
0:55.8	to help set up camp with these guys.
0:58.6	I show up Friday night.
1:01.0	First of all, my RV breaks down on the way,
1:03.5	fucking in the bit in like Nevada City.
1:06.4	So I'm fucking, almost didn't even make it.
1:09.4	It would have been late.
1:10.4	So I fucking barely get my shit fixed
1:14.5	Show up at burning at midnight pitch black dark on Friday and I don't know anybody of a camp of 40 people and just show up turns out they are the coolest motherfockers from
1:27.1	Santa Cruz and I clicked with them because I'm from NorCal myself so I automatically
1:32.1	speak the language but these guys are half my age
1:34.1	graffiti artist skaters punk rock band fucking gnarly send it
1:39.5	fucking dudes that I immediately clicked with and had the best week of my life.
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