E255 Holiday Cryptid Friends and a Very Merry Christinemas

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2021

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

Christmastime is here... and so is the original cork-toothed pirate, the unhinged Shifter herself, CHRISTINE! What more perfect time to have an intermission in her parental leave than for the holidays. Don't worry, we sing both of our traditional Thanksgiving and Christmas songs to make up for lost time. Then Em covers the Dwight Schrute approved "dirty, worse Santa", Belsnickel. And speaking of Santa, Christine brings us a hilarious, scary and wild set of stories about Santa crimes. And did Christine eat walnuts out of her father's old boot? Tune in to find out! That's definitely why we drink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everybody and welcome to I guess this is the intermission of your maternity leave
0:15.5	Christine.
0:16.5	I just came to do that.
0:18.9	I'm going to go.
0:20.5	Christine.
0:21.5	Christine is still on maternity leave just before people get super stoked that Christine's
0:25.3	officially back.
0:26.3	But we, Christine did make it a priority and said no matter what I want to be on the Christmas
0:31.2	up.
0:32.2	So Christine's did here for just a moment and then we will get back to our new programming
0:37.0	with the other shiefer as well.
0:38.8	I know.
0:39.8	See this is the thing.
0:40.8	I knew I'd be replaced.
0:41.9	And so at a certain point I thought to myself, I have to force my way back in about halfway
0:47.8	through to remind everybody that I'm still here.
0:50.7	You did it pretty, pretty deliciously and also I want to let you know that it hasn't
0:54.7	come out yet.
0:55.7	So there's no way you would know this.
0:57.4	But we just recorded last night the listeners episode for December and Allison without being
1:02.3	prompted took over your Christmas time as here song.
1:05.2	So Allison, oh I could cry.
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