Trust no one in your group chat.

Is nothing sacred?

You can't even joke about gassing the Jews and killing your political opponent's kids anymore without some loser leaking it to the world.

Now, where's he going?

I don't know. Maybe he's going to the bathroom or some shit. Man, where's he going? I don't know.

Maybe he's going to the bathroom.

Some shit.

Man, he's going in there to snitch on us.

I told you I wanted their kids to die in confidence.

Those messages were between me, you, Google, the FBI, the NSA, China, the Russian trollbots,

ChatGPT, Peter Thiel, Palantir, Satan, and the other 15 people from work in the chat along with all of their spouses.

Although I'm pretty sure none of the young Republicans have spouses.

Look, I don't know about you, but I don't want to live in America where you can't make off-color Holocaust jokes.

I actually don't want to live in America where you can't do that, right?

Yeah, I want to be able to make Holocaust jokes. Who doesn't?

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Too many notes, your majesty. Exactly. Very well put. Too many notes.

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