Boy, I'm about my business on business. I drink liquor on liquor.

I like to imagine, like, because I'm reading a lot about 19th century labor history right now.

I like to imagine like you know the old

cigar rollers like Samuel Gompers they help to start the American Federation of

Labor. I like to imagine that there's a little factory that like guys and gals put the little zinn packets together, you know, by hand.

Imagine how mad Tucker Carlson would be if they went on strike.

Oh, is he a big fan?

He's a huge zinn head. Really? It's nicotine is a new

Tropic. It's a performance enhancer. It's catching on. I should have put my 401k in

Zen. Yeah, Zen might be a good investment right now because it's incredibly

addictive and you can just like give it away to friends and get them addicted. And it's

also like just the nicotine ma'am like it's not even like chewing tobacco where there's like

all sorts of tar and shit in it it's like I think it nicotine literally is a new

tropic my great-grandfather used to be like used to work in a plant and he would fix all the machines and he would tell us stories like whenever I ran into a problem I just step back and I'd light a cigarette and by the time I got to the end of it problem solved.

Yeah, it's like an old-timey way of like getting your bearings, taking a little bit of

chemical relief from things and like, you know, jump-starting your your processes that is exactly how I feel when I put one of these things in yeah I come from generations

generations of smokers and it's like epigenetics like when I was a kid I feel like I was

born wanting to smoke a cigarette really you think in the womb you were I think it's

just like the DNA like I think I got a little like packet of information that was like you're

gonna love nicotine it's just like all of your ancestors it's like Dune

you guys have you guys read Dune recently?

I'm reading Dune again right now, but like the part where they take the like the

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