E24 Milo and Scrotus

The Jason Ellis Show

Jason Ellis

News, Society & Culture, Entertainment News, Comedy

5 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:42.2	dean
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0:46.8	they
0:50.9	can
0:57.5	I like the show. I like Lollipops. I like those shades. These are new heat waves that
1:11.6	they just sent me from the future. Yeah, I think they got their late. But yeah, these
1:17.8	are heat waves that I don't usually go for this particular shape, but I just couldn't
1:25.1	resist. I feel like these are very, you got to be pretty confident. Yes. That is for sure
1:29.7	something I cannot pull off. It's got to be pretty sunny outside to need those. You can
1:33.3	run those. Yeah, I disagree. I think you look great. They sent me two pairs. Bubs your
1:39.9	uncle. Really? Yeah. Wow. That doesn't look that bad. I would have guessed that you were
1:44.7	the, the guy for those. I need a synth in front of me. Katie, do you think he looks good
1:49.3	or bad with us? I think they work on Kevin. I strongly disagree. Maybe you just said
1:54.1	I was getting the head on view. Jason looked like a human humvee. Wow. You look Kevin looks
2:02.9	like he should be performing microsurgery. Really? I feel like a revenge of the nerds talent
2:08.5	show. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, those look like protective gear on you. Jason
2:13.7	was styling. You look like kind of a robot copy kind of guy. I'm going for a teeth cleaning
2:18.7	at the dentist. Yeah, that's you get warmer. You look like a robot janitor, maybe a robot
2:22.4	meter made. Robo fuck bot. I am here to suck your dick. Oh, that's all the ladies.
2:30.9	Oh, my God. So this is the future. All right. I'm done with these. Well, anyway, I
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