E23 Don't Get Pumped on My Idiocy!

The Jason Ellis Show

Jason Ellis

News, Society & Culture, Entertainment News, Comedy

5 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:27.0	Learn more at Vonage.com.
0:57.0	Take us to the top.
1:00.0	Welcome to the show.
1:05.0	Be gentle and your moment's on.
1:09.0	Wow!
1:12.0	Wow!
1:15.0	Take the fucking home!
1:22.0	Oh, man!
1:28.0	The King of the West!
1:31.0	Look at the West!
1:34.0	I got a...
1:37.0	I think I melted my eyelashes together.
1:40.0	Now keep going blind in one eye.
1:42.0	I've done that before.
1:43.0	Was it smoking a bowl?
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