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And That's Why We Drink

E22 Vicious Vices and a "Shaved Off" Shotgun

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | QCODE

True Crime, Milkshakes, Comedy, Wine, Society & Culture, Paranormal

4.823.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It's Em's Lucky Number 22! And she got judged by a criminal. In this episode we also learn that Em and Christine have no morals - just give 'em a hundred dollars and they'll acquit you. Tune in to hear Em and Christine discuss the Trans Allegheny Lunatic Asylum and Robert Reldan. Get ready because it's a wild ride.

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0:00.0

Ready? Yes. Alright. I never started these so I don't know how to do it so. That was perfect. No, no, no, no. That can't be it. That can't be good.

0:10.0

That was it. It could be good. Good stuff.

0:22.0

How are you? I'm good. How is your blue slash purple stained lips? Yeah, we got an ice cream cake because we hit a hundred thousand down.

0:29.0

And purple because Christine's drinking wine. Well, that's right. I'm a rainbow of colors. Although it doesn't like someone just punched me in the mouth blue and

0:39.0

it does look like a bruise but like all encompassing your mouth. I'm really beautiful. In honor of us having a hundred thousand downloads. I know you worked really hard and I know I worked really hard and Gio did the

0:52.0

brunt of the work. So all of it mostly. I got Gio a present. What? You can see I'm not wearing my usual baseball cap. No, what am I wearing today? She's wearing her, um, her Marty McFly back to the future hat. Yes. Mm-hmm. I wanted to get Gio something so we can match. What? They didn't have dog hats. So instead I got him this.

1:15.0

Where did you find this? It was quite a search. Oh my god. She literally just pulled out a Marty McFly like it's lenticular fabric lenticular bow tie. It's made from the same material as the hat. It's like the hologram. It's the same holy shit. It's literally the exact same pattern. Oh my god. It's like that rainbow shiny color. I'm trying to describe it. If anyone seen back to the future. It's the exact material of the hat. But it's this is a tie. Unreal.

1:44.0

So I got it for him. So next time we go to the park and watch back to the future part to he will be fitting and we have to do this part of our for our engagement photos. You and Gio can take like matching photos. Well, interesting you say that because I contacted the company that I got that from and they're going to make me a bigger human sized one for your wedding.

2:03.0

I've already decided if I can't wear it at the ceremony, I'm going to wear it at the reception. I'm just picturing my stepmom being like she's going to not is that know what kind of person I am. It's going to be great. What is that? This is a girl thing in a suit with a lenticular party McFly bow tie.

2:23.0

Oh my god. He's going to look so handsome. He's good. I know. I already know. I already know. You can't already can't deal with how handsome it's now. You're going to have for kidding society. Well, actually, I have a gift for you too. Funny enough. We do this all the time. It's like it's like we know but we don't know. But we know.

2:39.0

Oh, you have like a ticket made a bag with tissue paper and everything. It's from Gio. Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding you. Which is hilarious. I got you a present and you he got me a present. Yeah. And we didn't even know about it. No, that's actually really funny.

2:51.0

Because him and I share one soul. That's right. Sure. Yes.

2:57.0

Ah baby, Gio. So sweet. I got a key to Christine's apartment with a little camo leash thing. This means that we've taken our relationship to the next level.

3:11.0

You and Gio. Oh, okay. Oh, well, I thought. Just shutting me down. Listen, just another one of those rejections we can talk about sometime.

3:17.0

I tried to give you a gift. He said it was it was Gio and you had the same soul. So it does say Gio on it with a little heart as the dot for the eye.

3:25.0

So I take it this for this weekend. Yep. He wants you to come hang out this weekend because the reason I drink is because I will be babysitting Gio this weekend.

3:33.0

The reason I drink is that I'll be out of town this weekend having an anxiety attack every five minutes.

3:37.0

Which one of us will lose it first. I'm going to need someone to chat around both of you at all times. Yeah.

3:42.0

But at least I have a key to your apartment so we can I can come snuggle him. That'll be great. It's a little baby. Gio. Thank you.

3:49.0

Thank you. You really want the extra mile with the bag. You could just hand me a key. But it's more fun that way.

3:54.0

Ah, okay. Now what do we open that? Okay. Do you want to announce it? Sure. Yeah. We got our second piece of fan mail to our PO box.

4:03.0

We got our first box. We got our first package.

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