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Okay, listeners.

I got something to tell you.

Somebody was messing around with my microphone.

I think to make me sound more like a robot and so my sound sounds a little wonky.

Thank you very much, somebody.

You're welcome because I was getting you ready for the robot takeover so that you would

sound more like a robot and nobody would recognize that you were like a gross human.

So you're welcome.

Okay, but I don't think that that's really going to happen.

I really don't care for it when you talk about it and I wish that my sound sounded like

I always sound like a human podcast host.

Well, if wishes were zebras, we'd be running a zebra preserve.

I don't know what that means.

Well, hopefully our listeners will just bear with me while we try to figure out what Lisa

did to my microphone.

But until then, on with the show.

From TellView Texas, this is the big fib and now here is your host, Deb Regolstein.

Welcome to the big fib.

The game show where kids choose between the tubular trending retention of truth and the

viral misinformation of spammed lies.

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