E214 The Bachelorette Recap With Cazzie David
The Viall Files
Nick Viall
3.8 • 26.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Tonight on the FINALE recap of The Bachelorette we are joined by the one and only Cazzie David. Cazzie claims The Bachelorette is the only thing she knows how to talk about now from being in quarantine and we could not be happier about that. Nick and Cazzie breakdown 2 nights of The Bachelorette and chat about all the angles and scenarios, especially the weird ones. Cazzie also has a new book out called "No One Asked For This: Essays" which is "humor not in memes guys" so make sure to check it out at https://www.hmhbooks.com/shop/books/No-One-Asked-for-This/9780358181781
"Why can't they share a room, this isn't the f-ing Crown."
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| 0:00.0 | It's paradise out there, baby. That's right. It doesn't matter if you're Chrissy and it's 10 degrees |
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| 0:21.1 | It's delicious and it makes me feel like I'm in paradise |
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| 0:31.9 | Tip into paradise and visit discover.rumhaven.com for the latest giveaways recipes and seasonal tips |
| 0:39.4 | What's going on everybody welcome to another episode of the Vyofiles Bachelor finale recap |
| 1:02.3 | I'm your host Nick and joined by Chrissy Chrissy. How are you? I am great. How are you Nicholas? You know what? I am thrilled |
| 1:14.6 | You know why because our guest today is my dear friend and wonderful funny person, Kazy David |
| 1:21.2 | Now some of you are kind of like what the fuck happened to Sarah Silverman? Great question |
| 1:26.3 | Great question. Listen how do we how do I don't know we got ghosted it's fine |
| 1:35.0 | Kind of yeah sort of basically like you said it's like prom yeah it's like I |
| 1:43.9 | always feel like I have to kind of explain it because it's like you remember when you guys were |
| 1:48.4 | like in high school and like it would be like it would be like you were like hey the like the coolest kid |
| 1:57.1 | girl I guess and you know if we're you know we talk we I like to use analogies on this show if you guys |
| 2:02.6 | Yeah notice so you're like the coolest girl in school you're just like hey I would be I'm gonna shoot my shot |
| 2:08.1 | be like hey I'd go to high school dance with you you know they're they're not gonna say yes but then all of a sudden they're like |
| 2:13.0 | no no I want to yeah totally I'll totally go also I want to go to prom with you what you you |
| 2:19.5 | would go to prom with me are you sure proms kind of a big deal I like how well I feel like I really |
| 2:24.9 | want to go to prom to I feel like you're gonna someone else something else better to come a long way |
| 2:28.9 | you're not gonna go to prom with me so like what what do we do no I want to go to prom you're like great I |
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