Hey man, welcome to Nervous Rex. I'm in a hospital, but don't worry, I'm okay.

I had a fucking infection from an ingrown hair on my left nut and I tried to pop it myself, pulled the hair out, got infected, woke

up with a swollen fucking Gibraltar, went yesterday to go get it checked out and they drained it and it was the worst fucking pain I've ever felt in my life got antibiotics and then she's the lady said okay if it doesn't feel better and the swelling goes down by

tomorrow, you need to go to an ER at a real hospital.

Because I was at like a, I just went to a walk-in clinic place.

So today it was worse.

I walked into the hospital.

Now I'm laying here, they won't let me leave for 24 hours.

And I got an IV drip of antibiotics and morphine.

I feel like crispy Del Monte right now.

And the nurses are all beautiful.

It's like a dream nightmare at the same time.

Anyway, he thought it'd be a good time to check in with you guys. I'm just

being kind of quiet because I'm in a hospital and I don't want to be all loud but

hi oh what's that? I'm gonna hey, did you some more morphine? Oh great, hey, did you hear that? So, um, I'm, yeah, I'm in the hospital man, I'm in the hospital man I'm in a gown and it feels very vulnerable because three women

came and looked at my balls at the same time my ball my left ball but they saw both balls and felt them and it was very

uncomfortable anyway this episode is with Brian Callan wonderful wonderful man, smart guy, comedian, you know him, he's always on Roggan.

He makes me feel dumb because he's so smart and he was kind enough to come San Francisco he and I were just in San Francisco he performed at

Cobb's comedy club I got to go see him kill it and we got to know each other we had some wine and we uh...

what does the morphine look like exactly? Oh it's just a pen?

It looks like a little too okay I'm just recording this little thing

I'm just recording this little thing that right now this is for my podcast is it okay if I heard your voice in the background?

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