E203 The Abdominal Snowman and Christmas on an Embered Ash

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | QCODE

True Crime, Milkshakes, Comedy, Wine, Society & Culture, Paranormal

4.8 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2020

⏱️ 92 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Christmastime is here! It's episode 203 and our official holiday episode so whether you celebrate with Elf on a Shelf, Mensch on a Bench, Krampus on the Mantle or Caillou in the Bayou, we're here to bring you some festive cheer! Em takes us into the wintery snowbanks to cover the history of the Yeti, then Christine covers the Christmas crimes of lone outsider Dewey Sham aka the Santa Clause Burglaries. Em also declares Christine dangerously good at bamboozling... and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! See for yourself why TRUFF is the biggest hot sauce on Instagram and Tik Tok! Get 10% off site-wide when you use promo code DRINK at truff.com. That’s 10% off everything—including White TRUFF VIP box and TRUFF Variety Pack. Just in time for the holidays! Just shop at truff.com and use promo code DRINK. Get a 3-Step Routine for any skin type by visiting glossier.com/podcast/DRINK. For a limited time, new customers can get 10% off your first order. Simply visit athleticgreens.com/DRINK and join health experts, athletes and health conscious go-getters around the world who make a daily commitment to their health every day. Go to HelloFresh.com/drink10 and use code drink10 for 10 free meals, including free shipping! With HelloFresh, you get fresh, pre-measured ingredients and mouthwatering seasonal recipes delivered right to your door. HelloFresh lets you skip those trips to the grocery store, and makes home cooking easy, fun, AND affordable – and that’s why it’s America’s #1 meal kit!

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0:00.0	This is far so far so far so far. Welcome to our Christmas episode. That's a little
0:20.8	bit late, but I'm just so excited because when we're recording this it hasn't happened
0:24.5	yet. Welcome to holiday season. Happy belated Hanukkah. Happy Christmas. Happy just, you
0:29.9	know, life, I guess, because we're leaving 2020 and I'm so thrilled. Can we, I'm, I have
0:35.1	phone though. Can we also, can we do the Haasafoa, Haasafoa, the whole, both verses? Can we
0:39.9	do it at the same time? Always. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay, one, two, three, go. Christmas
0:45.3	time is here. Wait, it's time for verse. Haasafoa. Okay. I feel better. No one else does, but
0:55.9	that's okay. If everyone else feels worse. If you're the editor, do not worry about
0:59.8	trying to line us up. They're like, I wasn't playing on it. But since we're on Zoom, it's
1:03.8	a lot harder for us to know who's saying what at what point? Allow it to be, it's, it's
1:08.8	chaotic. It's to service purpose. It's chaotic purpose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's
1:13.3	like when you sing in for like row, row, row, your boat, you know, each. It's around,
1:18.3	it's around, around, around. We should actually call each other sometime and do that privately
1:22.1	or we see how many Haasafoa's we can get through in one round. Can we do it, but not privately?
1:26.7	We should do it. We'll actually live stream it. So catch you later on Instagram. Everybody's
1:31.5	going to leave Patreon anyway. Hello and welcome. I'm so excited because we have a holiday
1:36.7	episode that I'm forcing onto M and everybody, my Christmas cheer. I'm very excited and
1:42.4	we're sorry it's two days late, but we don't control the calendar. So we do control our calendar,
1:48.2	but we're not good at it. That's so sure. I wish I had, I mean, I did literally have
1:52.7	so much time to do this. And I just absolutely chose not to think about it. And so I was
1:56.5	sitting right here right now, but I wish I had brought in our crampus on the mantle, which
2:00.7	one of our lovely fans gave us. It's like an elf on the shelf, but just incredibly so much better.
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