E2 #83 - F@#!%ers Who Drunk Drive [Patreon Preview]

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🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up drunk drivers. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-83-f-ers-who-125598357

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0:00.0	These nasty fuckers, there's 10 of them, and they're all going to make you fucking puke
0:04.6	till you have black bile in the bottom of your fucking toilet because you're so sick of living
0:09.9	because you don't want to share the earth with these nasty little fuckers.
0:13.8	Gentlemen, I mean, enough fucking around.
0:17.1	Let's get to this list of 10 fuckers, and let's start off with, you know, one of the worst fuckers on this fucking list.
0:25.3	A drunk driver by the name of the Sue Lard Slider.
0:30.4	This fucker makes me sick.
0:33.3	What did this sozzled booze monkey get up to?
0:36.3	This fucker is only known as the Seulard slider,
0:39.8	and this little needle dick piece of shit
0:42.5	has never been fucking caught.
0:45.3	He's been drunk driving all night around
0:47.4	the Seulard neighborhood of St. Louis.
0:50.0	Locals say he's trying to pick up chicks
0:52.4	by impressing late night ass.
0:54.5	No.
0:54.8	This dumb fucker crashed 11 fucking cars since September 11th, 2000 and fucking one.
1:02.8	He claims that this was the first fucking day he ever fucking drank.
1:07.2	And I fucking quote this dumb fucking piece of shit.
1:11.3	It's been downhill ever fucking since 9 fucking 11.
1:16.3	This fucker, we had some fucking videotape on him that we showed.
1:20.9	We were looking at this fucking earlier.
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