I'm mildly annoyed at something, Father Harrison.

Yeah, so basically the reason why I wanted to be a priest was so that I could guilt people into doing things.

Isn't that why anyone becomes a priest?

And I've gotten pretty good at it.

I can make people feel guilty by literally saying nothing.

Just a good bit of silence in a conversation can immediately make people judge themselves, feel guilty, that kind of thing.

I've got like, there's many ways to do it, right?

But that's my job as a Roman Catholic priest.

Okay, sure.

Yeah, right?

The problem is some of my lay friends try to guilt me into doing things. like what this needs to stop like what do you mean

well you know i've i have friends who just moved down to west virginia and i got like several text

messages saying hey we're having this open house you should come down and i And I was like, guys, I'm gonna be there next week.

I've been to your house a bunch of times anyway.

In fact, I said mass at your house and blessed it.

I'm busy, it's Sunday, but they just kept saying

how much they missed me or how this person wanted to see me

or blah, blah, blah.

They had like a whole, whole whole bunch of people sending me

text messages about this and i felt so guilty that i thought i was forced to show up and have a really

good time and i think that's unfair to me how far away are they from you about an hour 15 minutes

from where i'm at to around morgan towns where they live how dare they

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