E180 An Alien Silver Fox and Skeleton ASMR

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2020

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

We're so close to the big two double oh! Join us for episode 180 where we promise to celebrate episode 200 by secretly flying to each other's houses while Eva finally quits! Today Em gets sultry with some poetry from outer space and the epic (and sometimes uncomfy) love story of Elizabeth Klarer and her alien lover. Is it the alien Twilight? That's for you to decide. Then Christine brings us a whopper of a story and covers Jeffrey Dahmer. From skeleton ASMR to the notorious chocolate factory, this one is a doozy of a story you won't want to miss. Also be sure to check out Elizabeth and Akon's love missives with the links below... it's definitely why we drink! Click if you dare for Elizabeth and Akon's erotic story: http://www.zamandayolculuk.com/elizabeth_klarer_contact.htm Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 10% off your first month of Better Help when you go to https://betterhelp.com/drink Go to https://www.drinkworks.com for a great deal and free shipping! Use coupon code DRINK for $10 off your first box at https://www.fabfitfun.com Go to https://www.Dailyharvest.com and enter promo code DRINK to get $25 off your first box! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I can't wait until one day where one of our sponsors is our fish flops.
0:03.6	I will talk about them forever.
0:05.9	I have refused. That would be my one veto.
0:08.5	Every time I wear them, someone goes,
0:11.1	everyone's like, I love your shoes and I go,
0:12.9	holy mackerel, you noticed?
0:14.8	Oh, um, you hurt me physically.
0:27.7	Should we start?
0:28.4	I suppose.
0:29.9	Okay.
0:31.0	We can't end first, you know.
0:32.5	What if we just ended instead of fighting?
0:35.0	There's like, bye.
0:37.0	We're good.
0:38.0	What if we just didn't say anything and she started talking like,
0:41.2	I don't know.
0:42.0	I feel like we always say hello and it becomes a whole thing.
0:44.4	Why don't we just skip the pleasantries?
0:47.6	Just like, how do we say hello backwards?
0:50.2	Ole.
0:51.0	That's gotta be something in Swedish, right?
0:55.0	Like, I don't know what you're saying,
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