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And That's Why We Drink

E18 An Even Worse Eyeball Story and the Adventures of Captain Midnight

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | QCODE

True Crime, Milkshakes, Comedy, Wine, Society & Culture, Paranormal

4.823.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

**DISCLAIMER: this episode is very graphic. And very disturbing.** Em must have known Christine was tired of being the bad guy, because she went NEXT LEVEL with her disturbing story. No joke, DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN LISTEN TO EPISODE 18. And if you do, at least put some money aside for their future therapy sessions. (Oh and if you’re wondering, this week’s topics are the LaLaurie Mansion and the Craigslist Killer.)

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0:00.0

I guess it's go time. Okay, well wait when does this come in? When does this? Yeah, it's my birthday. No, it's my birthday. Oh wait, we air it on the night of my birthday, but it comes out on your birthday. Anyway, happy birthday. Thank you. Happy birthday to you. I mean, it's belated, but we celebrated a whole week ago now. Oh my gosh. So much fun though. It was the best week ever.

0:30.0

It took me to an escape room with all my friends. I did. I never asked you how you felt about it because I left like right afterwards. It was so fun. Yeah, we got a cool photo with a fake dead guy. We solved some clues.

0:41.0

The people we were with were kind of weird, but they kind of had like an attitude problem if you asked me. Honestly, yeah, well, I felt bad. They're never going to hear those who cares, but I know. I felt so bad for blaze. Like that poor guy. He had the answer to everything.

0:58.0

Okay, I didn't notice and he that was I was like the only person he kept looking at me and he was like, I said that right and I was like, yeah, I heard you say that 20 minutes ago. He was so pissed. Not pissed, but he was like, listen.

1:09.0

Every time he gave an idea of how to get out everyone ignored him and then 20 minutes later, they would come up with an idea would be like, oh, I got it. And I said that 10 times. Poor blaze is like, I already said that. I already said that.

1:22.0

But so basically the bottom line is you're with a good guy because you would get out of a house 20 minutes earlier than we ever did.

1:28.0

A house with a cannibal and a good good. I feel better about my life, but anyway, it was a great weekend. We had a lot of fun sharing our birthday weekend.

1:36.0

We are good presents. If you're a $5 donor or higher. Yeah, I think so. Then you get to listen to a mini episode of us opening our presents for each other. Although I'm sure it's not actually a mini episode.

1:50.0

It's absolutely not. Just like a whole extra episode. It's a gift exchange episode. And there's a lot of yelling and excitement. If you would like to hear it, you can donate at our Patreon.

2:00.0

Patreon.com. And yeah, we had a good birthday. We had a great birthday. We had a sleepover. Yeah. We had a sleepover. I'm drinking this week. I'm going to jump ahead because

2:11.0

I mainly watched this movie called Sinister. And I knew she was going to force me to do it. So I went to the bathroom and I took, I was like, oh, they're back and I took a bunch of melatonin. Yeah, she totally betrayed my trust.

2:21.0

And so loved and then was like, hi, I'm here for the movie. And then like, it's alcohol media.

2:25.0

But I kept waking up and we were watching it with my brother, who is by the way, traumatized for life. And I kept waking up like at weird scenes and just trying to pretend like I had been awake.

2:35.0

So I would comment, commentate the whole. Yeah. But him and I both knew the whole time you had been sleeping for it. There were a few times where we both like ran past you during the movie until like trying to open up. Yeah.

2:46.0

Be like, waved in front of your face. And then 10 minutes later, you'd be like, whoa, look at that. I'd be like, wow, look at the lighting in the scene. And you guys were like, what the fuck?

2:54.0

Christine shut off. We know you're sleeping. I tried really hard. But honestly, the for opening movie of that scene is for a family hanging from a tree. And I was like, nope, I'm out of here.

3:03.0

I'm just a sister and I saw it together, not knowing what we were going to see. Nope. And it was actually one of the scarier movies I've ever watched.

3:09.0

And I don't watch scary movies. So I'm going, let's watch this together and I'll sleep over. So I wanted someone to be as traumatized as I was at one point.

3:16.0

She actually with your brother. Yeah. She actually wrote my brother into that plan. He chose to sit out there. He could have left. I bailed and he had to suffer. But I don't regret a thing. That's my story.

3:27.0

Anyway, now we're older than we were so elderly. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Okay, guys, we're here. I told you why I drink. Why do you drink?

3:40.0

Oh, I drink because last night I had to go to Walmart in the middle of the night because my computer decided to have like this horrible malware,

3:49.0

I had to get this fixed now. And so in the middle of the night I had to go to Walmart and get an external hard drive, which was expensive.

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