My life's in the toilet. I can't get a job in Hollywood because nobody wants me.

What's up guys? Simon Rex here, you listen to Nervous Rex, I'm coming to you you from Catalino if you don't know where that is

fuck you it's a little island about an hour from LA and I'm out here. I just got scuba certified

self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.

I am now a certified scuba diver.

I can go anywhere in the world on my patty license and go, sorry I got a toothpick in my mouth, and I could go scuba diving. So I did it.

It was not easy either. So that's, I'm on some shit man. RV life just went and did a survival survival course I went and did a

survival course where I I had to make a primitive shelter which is like a hut I

had to start a fire which took three hours but I started a fire with a stick, friction fire and I had to

purify water with hot rocks. I'm on some shit man. I'm on some weird shit, some old hippie like crazy.

But uh, anyway, what's up y'all hope you guys are crispy bonaducci

I'm feeling pretty good I there's something about feeling like a sense of completion you know that

feeling when you finish a book and you turn the last page like yeah I got there's a sense of I don't know what the word is

But it's a good feeling and that's how I feel right now for getting scuba certified because I'll tell you man it was fucking hard.

15 hours online studying I got an A minus on the test.

I haven't studied and taken a test in what 25 30 years besides DMV then I did a whole day in a swimming pool and the

shit's crazy you got to do first aid drills and survival tactics and

helping someone else with their scuba gear and it's like all this

crazy shit you got to learn and then today we did it in the ocean I seen a

350-pound sea bass the size of a fucking shark six feet I could even believe my eyes

It was fucking huge and just in a kelp forest this is one of the top ten scuba destinations on the planet earth because there's a kelp forest here so you're

underwater in this canopy fucking jungle of kelp looking up through the

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