Harrison, I had a my own theological emergency the other day.

Okay.

And you didn't call?

I called myself and myself didn't know the answer.

And so then you call the expert I should have

but I was like you know what let's save this for podcast content so there was a whole

ruckus in the United States last week about the potential for protesters to show up

at churches because of the impending Roevey Wade Supreme Court dealio,

which is all very big news. And so we called our local police department just to have them outside,

whatever. And I was thinking like, you know, best case scenario, best case scenario, it's May 8 May 8th my birthday I'm 33 years old

someone comes in and just shoots me on the altar okay best case scenario right

this is a very positive way of starting off the podcast because you know die on the

altar get marty for the faith, go straight to heaven, right?

Except...

And you'd have a lot of relics with all your hair.

Yeah, yeah.

People can use my relics and everything, and, like, it'd be great.

Big win for Father Anthony.

You know, all things considered.

It'll be awkward for everybody else, but, you know, they can all say that they were there and they could come to my

canonization and all that.

But then you should be like, uh, darn it, there's another personnel hole that I have to feel like.

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