So I just pull back bro. I'm gonna light this joint and I start smoking bro. Next you know I'm high

All right, nice and I'm laughing. I'm laughing. I'm the whole time yo. I'm high

I got a ballistic missile as a penis that I can't feel

My lord's a Jewish carpenter dude JC. Oh JC. Oh good old JC was a carpenter

Jewish carpenter and an Episcopalian. Did you know that Jewish carpenter is also changed?

That's weird. I just thought of it before you said it. Oh, yeah, you're a linguist

Successburg welcome to the show. Oh, thanks and welcome to the show

To this show impulsive the number one podcast in the world. We're about to hit two million subscribe

Are we about to hit two million subscribers? Oh, no, I know it's like five already

You know what? The numbers experience is like boost I think a lot of people from the vlog are coming over they're interested in

Us when we talk at length long form. What if they're just a bunch of jerker offers from on a roads channel

I I worry about that because we think so Mike's getting numbers on his vlogs and like Instagram

He's popping off everything, but I'm worried they're just masterbaters. They just turn on my channel like what can I wake off to?

Bro, some dude some dude

I so Mike's girlfriend thing sort of is like an adult film star. We all know a lot of roads and

And some dude DM Mike and he said hey man. Just had a wink to your girl. I get like how

Is that it's not okay like it's not cool. I'll tell you why it's not cool. All right ready

Imagine you master mate right you do your thing. Yeah, we do that the first thing you do is pick up your phone

That part that parts weird bidding he's on fault for me for me it doesn't for me

It doesn't it doesn't bother me that much you guys have to understand bro for someone to be like open enough

Life wise to have a relationship with someone who has done a 10 person gang bang

Obviously, they don't really give a fuck that much if you're jerking off to the like what are you gonna say to me that I honestly give a fuck about

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