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🗓️ 4 December 2019
⏱️ 79 minutes
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After a 5 day bender in Hawaii, the boys have lived to tell the tale... falling in love with married women, fighting hotel guests, and a pitiful spiral into alcoholic degeneracy.
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0:00.0 | And it was hot so she took her top off and her step kids are like suing her for like public nudity essentially or like ludeness. |
0:08.0 | So there's this huge like no bro see huge where I'm from if you see your stepmom top is in the garage you ask her to have sex. |
0:16.0 | Oh yeah that's that's what that's oh my god call it as I see it. |
0:32.0 | You want to hear disgusting will give you stories about disgusting. Be ready for because this is gonna be a full-fledged Hawaiian fuck fest. |
0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen we are back from Hawaii after Thanksgiving break me and Mike went to Hawaii I don't know where Spencer went because he doesn't live in the house and he don't communicate with us anymore. |
0:50.0 | Yes I did. I mean what's good bro have you black me out of your life. No that's not true. |
0:54.0 | You don't hit me up bro but I'll hit you. Welcome back to Impulsive the number one podcast in the world thanks for listening watching viewing and subscribing. |
1:02.0 | I hope you guys had a great Thanksgiving break I hope you got to spend time with your friends and family. |
1:06.0 | Express gratitude show what you're thankful for. Yeah Mike and I went to Hawaii which as you could see Hawaiian themed. |
1:12.0 | You didn't go which is weird they wearing a Hawaiian. I figured out joining. I'm happy about it dude. |
1:18.0 | And very many ways I'm still on this Hawaiian venture we speak. Yeah very much so you're still coming down I. |
1:24.0 | I wouldn't say coming down because I didn't utilize any psychedelics or drugs that make me come up but I'm up there. |
1:30.0 | Because of alcohol. It was never notice how Logan does use the L when he says alcohol alcohol. |
1:36.0 | Alcohol. Are you the highest in the room? |
1:40.0 | Based on height. Yes. Yes. Yes. Based on based on increased drug intake. No. No, no not even close. There's others that are much higher. |
1:52.0 | He's been there done that phase of his life is over. Yeah. Hawaii was a five day bender. There's no other way to say it. |
1:58.0 | I I don't often crash. But there was a point in the trip where I hit zero. My tank hit zero. |
2:06.0 | You guys know me. You know me. It's me Logan. I'm a pretty energetic guy. And I'm pretty intense too. |
2:12.0 | Like I'll I'll go balls to the wall. And I'm pretty tough man. I can handle a lot of shit but no bro. I made a death video. |
2:18.0 | I recorded it. I said Mike start start recording. I said go buy to my mom and dad. What? |
2:24.0 | I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die. You want to try it? Oh you don't like that? What? |
2:30.0 | You don't think I did that just how you recorded it? No. Just I made a death video. Did that not happen? |
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