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🗓️ 21 January 2020
⏱️ 42 minutes
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0:34.0 | For a black eye. So a couple steps here. Number one, immediately after the eye has been struck, apply a cloth wet with water. |
0:40.3 | Seems simple enough. But then it says, do not put on leeches. |
0:45.3 | After that, an application of brandy is another good remedy. And finally, the application of raw beef is another very superior means for removing the discoloration. |
0:58.5 | Well, listen, I will agree with this. |
1:00.4 | The application of brandy is a good remedy for most things I have found in my life. |
1:07.2 | Including a black eye. |
1:08.1 | Including a black guy. |
1:10.5 | Yeah, so that's pretty on point, I think. |
1:13.4 | I'm reading from an old book printed in the 1920s. |
1:17.3 | It's called Vitology. |
1:19.9 | You Jen Exers might remember that Pearl Jam put out an album in 1994 called Vitology. |
1:26.7 | That album cover was an exact copy of the cover of this book. |
1:31.2 | These are my friends, Ali and Damon. We're at my place in Cabbage Town near downtown Atlanta. |
1:36.3 | When people write rules, people have done what they said not to do. I don't know how many |
1:41.0 | leeches have been put on in this village. But I do know that it was an important thing they should write down for sure. |
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