E139 Lemon's Cousin and the Alien Frog Vendetta

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Please don't attack us, you hideous beasts! Do you think insulting aliens will make them less likely to abduct us? Hang on for a wild ride into the most notorious European alien abduction! Em covers the strange case of Pier Fortunato Zanfretta, an Italian security guard supposedly abducted eleven times. Meanwhile Christine brings us a story that will make you immediately want to lock your doors forever: of the horrible murderer Stephen Peter Morin and the harrowing survival of Sarah Pisan. And please allow us to introduce you to Lemon's cousin, Avocado... and that's why we drink!You can watch Zanfretta's hypnosis session here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLUp-oE_Qnk) !Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get free shipping on all business cards, any style, any quantity. Just go toVistaprint.com and enter promo code Drink2For $80 off your first month of HelloFresh, go to HelloFresh.com/DRINK80 and enter DRINK80For $20 off a suitcase, visit http://awaytravel.com/DRINK20 and use promo code DRINK20 during checkout!For 15% off your first Aurate purchase, go to AurateNewYork.com/DRINKand use promo code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It wasn't meant to be perfect ever once, not even once.
0:15.4	To be fair, that's usually my microphone and Christine's now realizing the struggles
0:19.1	I've had to go through.
0:20.2	It was mine and then you suddenly got in.
0:22.4	We're like, what's going on with my power-pin microphone?
0:24.7	And so I took it back to make you feel better.
0:27.5	Anyway, is this fun?
0:29.5	Anyway.
0:30.5	All right, technical difficulties aside, welcome.
0:34.0	We have pleased the youths.
0:35.6	They have informed us that things are good, that they like what we gave them.
0:40.1	So far, a for effort.
0:41.5	Some of them are very happy that we called them youths because they were in their 30s
0:45.2	and said they prefer YouTube.
0:46.9	So youth tube.
0:48.7	I actually was going to say that this episode.
0:51.1	What?
0:52.1	Yeah, I was like, I'm going to say that next episode and then I was like, it's so terrible
0:54.8	that I'm coming up with a bad pun in advance.
0:56.8	I'll handle it.
0:57.8	I'll handle it.
0:58.8	I'm glad you just did it on a riff, like naturally.
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