E130 TIM DILLON IS FUNNY - IMPAULSIVE EP. 130

Impaulsive with Logan Paul

Logan Paul

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 24.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Stand-up comedian Tim Dillon has three fears: Lilly Singh, Greta Thunberg, and Cincinnati. In this episode, Tim addresses a full-proof way to avoid being “cancelled,” how he convinces people that he’s NOT Chris Farley, and the effectiveness of a well balanced Keto diet. Get ready to laugh.

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0:00.0	You wanna get away with everything?
0:01.3	Just sums just enough.
0:02.7	Full body burka in a wheelchair.
0:04.5	Ful body burka in a wheelchair,
0:06.8	and then literally you could scream the N word
0:08.9	into a microphone and it's gonna be okay.
0:11.7	Do you wanna get away with everything?
0:12.9	Yes.
0:13.7	Full body burka in a wheelchair, wheel up, wheel up in a burka,
0:17.3	and grab the mic and just let it rip.
0:19.7	Oh!
0:20.5	Oh!
0:21.4	Oh!
0:22.4	Oh!
0:23.4	Oh!
0:24.4	Oh!
0:25.4	Oh!
0:26.4	Oh!
0:27.4	Oh!
0:28.4	Oh!
0:29.4	I'm trying.
0:30.4	I'm trying.
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