I have in front of me, this little device.

Can you tell what this old device is, Father Harrison?

Can you tell the listeners what I have?

It is a pen.

It is a pen, but this is not any ordinary pen.

This, my friend, is a space pen.

Space pen.

Yes.

Are you going to outer space?

No, I'm leaving that to Father Rocket Dan.

But, so here's a deal with this pen.

Allegedly, allegedly, this pen, like the ink capsule, if you will, is pressurized. So the idea is that you can write from any angle.

I can write upside down.

Yeah.

Like, and the ink will go on the paper and everything.

It even says that you can write underwater, but I think that's ridiculous.

I haven't tested it, but like, how would you test that?

I don't even know.

You go underwater and you start writing on something.

I guess so, but like, what paper would I use?

Waterproof?

Paper.

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