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And That's Why We Drink

E126 Summer Camp at the Occult Vault and A Flintstone Motorcade

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.724.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2019

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

I

0:10.7

Every time I hit record you start yawning. It's like Pavlovian. I think so. I'm just like okay

0:16.0

Yeah, like I'm already bored of you. Thanks. I don't know why it happens

0:19.3

But I really do only on when I'm around you telling stories

0:22.7

You're such an asshole. I don't know what it is. Oh, I think you know what it actually is is because when we use to do all of our episodes

0:29.4

This is true. We started at like 11 o'clock at night and I was just always tired

0:33.5

So now I think I kind of have Pavlovian just learned to like oh, it's time for bed. Oh, Christine is so boring

0:39.6

No, you've given me a complex. No, I'm just kidding. There are literally live shows where I see you yawning

0:44.9

And it's so funny because I'm like I want to call you out so bad because you do this weird like

0:48.7

Face for your yawning, but you don't want it to look like you're yawning and I just recognize it so clearly

0:53.0

Oh really? Oh, yeah, I don't even think I noticed that I do it anymore on stage

0:56.6

No less. Well next time I'll call you out just you know, but the part of the drinking game next time

1:01.8

I get one as bored of my story if I yawning at the most like

1:05.6

Crucial part of this story. Someone is getting ax murdered and I'm just like boo move on. Oh my god

1:11.2

I need a lot apparently a little apparently you ask a lot of me

1:14.6

I think I also overwhelm myself. I get so excited that I yawn where I'm like I'm already tired from how much energy

1:19.4

It's taking a nice nice twist on this story

1:21.6

Okay, it's honestly because you're so pretty

1:23.2

I don't know what to do. So I just don't you turn this on me like I don't even act like I'm being sensitive here

1:30.3

Hello everyone. Welcome to our program

1:32.7

I'm Christine and this isn't that's why we drink a very professional show. Oh, oh by the way

1:37.3

I'm here too. Oh, there's a my guess, but you know, I'm just really boring

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