E11 Jason Fights Off Hemorrhoids with Sheer Force! Return of the Mugshot

The Jason Ellis Show

Jason Ellis

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🗓️ 3 March 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Jason, Michael, and Kevin return for this week's episode with lots of laughs, facts, and obscenities to go around. OH! And see if you can guess the crimes of select mugshots in this week's Mugshot Guessing Game. -- Thank you to our sponsors: Manscaped: Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code: ELLIS for 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING! LiquidDeath: Go to LiquidDeath.com/ELLIS and get 2 FREE Koozies by purchasing any case of water! BetterHelp: Go to BetterHelp.com/ELLIS to get 10% OFF your first month! ShipStation: Go to ShipStation.com and use promo code: ELLIS to get a 60-day FREE trial! Cool-Ven: Go to Cool-Ven.com and enter code: ELLIS for 10% OFF LeanFeast: Go to LeanFeast.com use code: ELLIS for 10% OFF StayClassyMeats: Go to StayClassyMeats.com and use promo code: ELLIS for a discount! Onnit: Go to Onnit.com/ELLIS for 10% OFF your order now! -- To watch this episode in video subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCioxyKNRYJhYFCi85Nvnn3g Website: https://www.thejasonellis.com/ Patreon: www.patreon.com/ellismate -- Jason Ellis @wolfmate Katie Ellis @underwearwolf Michael Tully @tullywood Kevin Kraft @kevinkraft See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, Jason Ellis here reminding you about Manscaped.
0:03.8	If you want a discount, 20% off free shipping code Ellis at Manscaped.com.
0:10.8	That's 20% off free shipping at Manscaped.com.
0:14.4	Use the code Ellis.
0:16.5	Jason, what is Manscaped?
0:18.5	It is this modern day device that takes the hair of your body so that you are faster and less smelly.
0:26.6	They even have bull sprayed deodorant.
0:28.4	It's confusing but it's good.
0:30.3	That lotion smells really good.
0:31.3	I'm a fan.
0:32.3	It says balls on it.
0:33.8	It's saying no.
0:35.3	Yeah.
0:36.3	20% off and free shipping with the code Ellis at Manscaped.com.
0:41.6	That's 20% off with free shipping at Manscaped.com.
0:46.3	Use code Ellis.
1:01.4	You walk you up solider.
1:28.2	I'm gonna die!
1:35.2	Die the fucking hell!
1:42.2	Man, well I gotta tell you straight off the bat.
1:46.2	Welcome to the show.
1:48.2	My ass is so fucking jacked.
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