All I wanted to do today was take a nap.

Okay.

But I couldn't because as you, as I've complained about, I think on Twitter, my beautiful amazing rectory has no Wi-Fi.

But you have a whole floor to yourself.

I do.

I have like basically a whole like a mansion to myself.

It's just like this entire third floor.

It's kind of neat.

It's kind of neat.

So it's entire third floor. It's kind of neat. It's kind of neat. So it's the third floor and my rooms are built kind of in around. Like they're built in like this

big semi circle and in the middle like the hallway goes into the middle of the semi circle and the

rooms kind of circle around it. Okay. Yeah. But in the middle of that circle where the middle would be

is a microwave.

Oh, okay.

Why?

Because the previous priest was not as young and spry as I was.

And he said there's no way he's going down two flights of stairs to microwave his leftovers.

Okay.

So we had a little mini fridge up there and a little microwave.

Okay.

Kind of like the center of my like space as a priest is a microwave. And not Jesus.

Not Jesus. No, no, no, no.

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