E106 PIQUES USED TO BE CRISTIANO RONALDO’S ROOMMATE - IMPAULSIVE EP. 106

Impaulsive with Logan Paul

Logan Paul

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 24.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2019

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

OG Internet Star Piques admits he got smoked out by Snoop Dogg, explains his time as Christiano Ronaldo’s roommate as a teenager, and a bunch of other things you’d never expect Piques to have done... apparently he was almost a professional soccer player? And knows how to handle two girls at once? And invented hentai porn? What a character.

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0:00.0	I smoked that shit and like literally I was like look at my out like I was trying to survive you're trying to remember
0:08.3	Yeah, 100% and I love how snoops just like yeah, that's right. No, it's like you're gonna pass that shit back or what
0:21.9	Welcome back to Paul's it
0:23.9	I'm
0:29.9	Hey, how about you shut up welcome back to
0:35.1	Welcome back to
0:37.1	The number one podcast in the world. We appreciate you guys. Thanks for listening watching viewing subscribing past episode 100 now
0:42.9	We're really doing it guys. We're here to stay. We're to stay
0:45.8	We're the number one podcast in the world. I could not make that up. It's a fact science if you aren't subscribed
0:50.2	Please hit that button for me. We do an audio only extend a Q&A with the guest after the visual on Spotify and iTunes hit us up there
0:56.7	Uh, we got sponsors now on max controversial Mike's looking good. Are you on steroids? Are you doing steroids because you're looking bigger
1:03.2	Are you shoulders and the only thing you've been picking up lately is to kill it. Let's be honest. Yeah, they're big bottles
1:08.0	I'll tell you this much
1:09.6	Challenger games are coming up as you guys know about Bradley Martin is participating in the waffle throw. Yes, the shop put
1:15.4	They're calling it nowadays. Uh, and so I said to myself. Hey, why don't I compete? No, no
1:22.4	No, no, I was immediately shot down by Logan the entire team
1:25.8	So I'm unable to compete because of my ankle and also just because I'm a frailed man, but I will reason why no
1:31.0	But I know I could have but I'll tell you what
1:33.9	I think we gotta do it. Can you stop it? I'm trying to help you. I can't help me. You can't help me. Here's why because I'm the fucking chief announcer for the whole
1:41.2	Challenger. We're gonna put Mike next to a sports analyst who knows what he's doing and who's like older and is gonna play it straight
1:47.6	Like very like and Logan Paul with the strides on the curve and Mike's gonna be like a little more like a curvy penis
1:54.0	Please bring the Dixon wow. He may win a gold medal, but he will never be back on Google preferred over to you Jimmy exactly
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