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Fresh Hell contains stories of a disturbing and often graphic nature and is intended for

a mature audience.

Please don't let your kids listen to this or they might turn out like us.

Welcome to Fresh Hell, your favorite international podcast.

I'm Johanna from Austria.

I'm formerly known as Johanna Living in Vienna.

Now I'm Johanna living in a teeny tiny Austrian village.

And I'm Annie.

I'm still in Massachusetts.

I'm in the closet today, though, because there's some tree work happening outside today.

So if you hear any strange sounds, woodshipper action, don't worry.

Tree work.

I'm in the closet.

It's also very possible that you hear Cem and Lila's tiny tippy toes around today or that

my, I don't know, my sound is a little bit echoey like in a marble hallway.

That's because I'm still adjusting to the new place and I have no idea what's the best

recording space is going to be yet until we remodel.

Yeah, I mean, it's probably not your grandiose marble hallway.

I'm kidding.

Which one of those?

Yeah.

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