Hi, everybody, welcome back to the Be There in Five podcast. I'm Kate Kennedy, your host. I mean, I have so much to say.

This week, there were countless things that made me feel crazy,

which is like the best and worst kind of week.

So I figure we'll snorkel through some of them.

And to see where this goes.

I honestly don't even know where to begin,

because I am in the midst of an Instagram drama

with a small business being wrongly accused of a crime I didn't commit.

I also, for a couple of reasons, I'm recording in the dark.

Don't know if I'll use the video.

I'm feeling like I need to be incognito.

One, because I literally am.

You know how Mariah Carey has Bianca and Michelle Tanner had that brunette evil twin from Greece that came over with Papuli?

Uh, de Isabella to Lizzie McGuire, the warrior to a Luigi. A favorite trope of mine that is

incredibly unfair to brunettes, but I'd argue makes you cooler. Is that of the evil brunette twin?

Now, I accidentally dyed my hair browns and mouth speaking.

Upon just trying to fulfill a common quest of girlhood,

which is getting face-framing layers.

I am forever thinking that a hot version of myself is just around the corner,

with one small purchase of a beauty product, beauty

treatment, beauty service haircut hairstyle. It has launched me into the stratosphere, not unlike

Katie Perry, of coaches coaching coaches in the image transformation, color swatching, and

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