Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, in the future when the space capsules are flying through the cosmos,

and one video is labeled, this is what life on the interwebs was like, on Earth.

They will watch this video and the aliens that have now been confirmed to exist, hashtag joking, will laugh.

Behold the genius hmm hey what do you know there it's a jeff lewis meal deal oh yeah what's a jeff lewis meal

deal it's six mcnuggets in your hand, a container of barbecue sauce, and a small cup of tap water.

And how is it?

It's delicious.

What is that?

It's a Jeff Lewis meal.

What's in it?

Six nuggets in your hand, a container of barbecue sauce, and a small cup of tap water. So is that water from a mountain stream? It's just tap water. So it's seven nuggets? No, it's six, not seven. What did I put in your hand? And they just give it to you. What's it called again? It's the Jeff Lewis meal. And how is it? It's delicious. And where do you get it? You just go to any McDonald's and you say, hey, I'd like the Jeff Lewis meal. And when you order it, they just give it to you? Yes, they just give it to you. It's seven nuggets? No. I said it was six, not seven. I think you said it was five nuggets.

No, it's six.

And you say the water is heated?

No, the water is not heated.

And a giant glass of ice cold water.

No, it's not ice, it's tap water.

Now, remember the premise of this is this is what every discussion on X is pretty much like. This is what every

attempt at a rational conversation on X and the interwebs and sometimes in person is actually like.

Starts off just with misunderstandings. And where it goes is comedic gold.

Small cup. Sweet and sour sauce and barbecue sauce. And who's it named after? Jeff Lewis. Never heard of him.

Never heard of this fucking guy.

Well, I'm sorry. It sounds like a dick name. Alright, man, relax. So it's a five-piece McNugget and a box? No, it's... It's in sweet and sour sauce and a car? No. I think you said it was seven nuggets. six in your hand.

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