Hey now, what you were about to hear is a free preview of one of this week's premium episodes of The Dumb Zone.

If you would like to hear this program in full, along with the full archive, ah, shit.

If you would like to hear this program in full with the archive of all of our past episodes, you can subscribe at dumbzone.com.

He says he's back. Do we want to...

What's our move here?

Okay. All right. Let's pop them on. It's Blake Bostwick. We have a spotty internet.

Oh my. He has gone from his office. He's a teacher, I believe.

And so I think he's on lunch break now.

Although kids aren't even in school yet, are they?

No, not till next week.

Okay.

So it's all just prepping.

It's writing that email that says, we need you to bring a box of Kleenex.

And what grade grade you teach?

So actually I was a PE teacher and coach football, basketball, everything.

And now I just do PE once we start having kids.

As you know, the coaching life takes up a lot of time. And so now I just do P.E. It does make sense, though, that the P.E. teacher would be a coach, more than the

history teacher being a coach. But I digress. But that now we can talk about the president,

we can keep talking presidential physical fitness award, because I guess you have to be the one to administer that.

What do you know about that?

Yeah.

So I think we do a thing here in Texas called the fitness gram, which TCJ, I'm sure you guys are familiar with.

...