Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, long-time professional broadcaster.

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Now on to today's program.

Arvine is the hot new trend.

Everybody wants to RV.

But as full-time RVers, we're here to warn you.

It ain't all campfires and s'mores.

So in this video, we're sharing the top ten things we hate about Arve. Alright, alright, alright, alright, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

I never listen, I want to listen to the drums home.

Here we are, show number one on an RV. We are on an RV.

We've done a bus before.

I feel like doing some recreation.

Where, like, outside or in a...

To me...

Something that moves.

It would be better if it were in a vehicle.

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