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I'm going to tell you guys about what I did this morning, okay?

So we are transitioning from the Montessori School for preschool to the real kindergarten school.

And yes, because I am committed to the show, I am missing the first day of kindergarten.

That sucks, but... What's that? Next week? Wednesday, yeah. My original plan was, you know, my trip was, I was going to leave on Thursday, so I'd at least be there for the first day. Mm. But then when camp came a callin, camp comes a calling. So... She'll never remember it, and she won't care, right? I don't know. Unless you make a big deal about it and make her care. Yeah. They are what we project upon them. I do have a picture of me on my first day with my mom and I don't think I remember it. I think I just remember that photo, but there will be a photo and I won't be in it. That's true. We do have a cardboard cut out of you.

We could put there.

The Rangers one.

That's not a bad idea.

It's not a bad idea.

So in preparation for the start of kindergarten on August 14th, we had our, I would call it like an orientation this morning.

So you take her there right around nine o'clock

and then the kid goes off into the other part of the school

where all the kids are, they're getting ready.

I think this is where they probably separate them

into classes.

That goes until noon.

And then in the cafeteria at 9.30, there is like a parent orientation.

Now, a couple things.

I have not been in an elementary school in quite some time.

The last time I was in an elementary school was, well, you know, it's not a big deal, but I was doing a little charity work when I was volunteering at a library in, uh, in Fort Worth. And I will say, probably evidenced

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