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And then on July 29th, I'd like to start a new list, and it's called Dan Confuses Things,

because I know there are several of these, but the one that came up was Dan confusing

bully and belly as Tyson Chandler's first date movie.

Yes.

Just the other day with Doug Davis' wife, we were sorting through it.

That's a good one.

A wilderness of possible thoughts.

What about the Doke Walker Award?

Yes.

Still for running backs.

Still the only one I vote on.

And then yesterday, I was attacked by a dirt dober, and first, I don't think that's like a great workplace environment to be attacked by insects.

But the thing that hurt me the most was Jake and I are in agreement that we hate those things.

I don't care that they won't sting you.

They look disgusting.

They look like they will sting you.

And I guess I must be a weirdo for not wanting them on my head.

But Jake knows all this.

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