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I have one more bit I want to do before we do Discovery Zone.

I'm not really a huge social media guy, but one thing I like to do is...

Oh, come on.

You've been fighting people.

You were Jones and heavy when your Twitter was wrong.

That was the wrong time.

That was the wrong way to say that.

I'm not a big personal social media guy.

And I always tell my wife these ideas I have for accounts that I think would do well.

And she's like, that's a dumbest shit ever.

But one of them is, so I don't like vegetables, right?

I really have a, I think it's a light-tism thing from when I was a child.

I have like a gag reflex.

I don't know if I ever told you this, Dan.

First night my stepdad ever came over for dinner when he first started nailing my mom.

I vomited peas all over the table.

Like, took two bites, just couldn't hold it.

I have a gag reflex.

I vomit big time.

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