DZ 4-7-26 PREVIEW | Schotty is Sean McVay and the Bob Barker Kempspin
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ποΈ 7 April 2026
β±οΈ 14 minutes
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Summary
Brian Schottenheimer is the gift that keeps on giving. He thinks he's awesome because he pays for dinners and was a prodigy at 32. We need good football players, Schotty. Ping pong skills are irrelevant.
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| 0:22.7 | Do you want to hear about Shottie's dinners? |
| 0:25.2 | Or did you have something? Always. |
| 0:27.2 | Okay. Because Shottie spoke last week. |
| 0:31.9 | And he was at the Texas Pro Day. |
| 0:35.9 | And, you know, how do you evaluate players? You know, and I think, |
| 0:42.3 | but you're science. Yeah, the dinners, Joe, are the best, man. Like, you know, you sit down there |
| 0:45.6 | and you literally just get to dive into all things, not football. Whether you're at Ruth |
| 0:52.0 | Chris Steakhouse in Austin or Fugado, something in Miami, where we went there, |
| 0:57.1 | the Brazilian Steakhouse where food just kept coming. I mean, literally, I was like, please stop. |
| 1:01.4 | Yeah, well, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yes, I was like, just please |
| 1:06.5 | stop. God, man. We are having fun! I, you know, you got to give Jason Garrett this. I don't think he thought he was funny. And maybe I have that wrong. But Shottie just has that tone, like he thinks he's a cast member on Friends. Like, oh, yeah, what? They're going to keep bringing? I didn't know that. I didn't know that. |
| 1:34.3 | You know, I hate this the most. The talk of paying the bill. |
| 1:41.7 | We went to a Casa, Italian Steakhouse. It was great. And literally, the thing about A&M, nobody said no. |
| 1:45.0 | We had like 15 guys. Usually they're like, hey, coach, we're going to go to this. |
| 1:45.5 | We're going to do this. |
| 1:46.6 | They're like, cowboys, man. |
| 2:01.7 | So we literally had a big room, big private room. We had like 15 of us. And I made Will McLeigh get that bill. Strategically, I bought the first two in the last one because I wanted Will to have to get that bill. It's all going to the same place. |
| 2:01.7 | They're both walking it back to the star and turning it into their, |
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