DZ 4-13-26 | Masters vs. Space in a self-importance battle
The Dumb Zone FREE
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ποΈ 13 April 2026
β±οΈ 172 minutes
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Summary
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Rory McIlroy wins back-to-back Masters and Jim Nantz is there to be a creep. Who loves the smell of their own farts more? Golf or space? And the Rangers take one from the Dodgers and has the presentation of sports gotten worse?
- (00:00) - Open: Weekend check
- (49:55) - Sports: Rory wins again at The Masters
- (01:16:58) - Self-importance meter: golf vs. space
- (01:27:09) - Rangers weekend in LA
- (01:40:59) - News: Hollowed out Bibles
- (02:06:34) - VM birthdays/Today in History
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm professional broadcaster Dan McDowell, letting you know that you were about to hear one of our free |
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| 0:24.4 | Now, on to today's program. |
| 0:26.8 | The dunza! |
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| 1:55.0 | Alright, all right, all right, all right, I'm right I'll write, I'll write Hello, friends. Hello friends. |
| 2:12.6 | And happy Monday if you do celebrate. |
| 2:20.8 | This is the Dumb Zone. |
| 2:22.3 | I'm Dan McGo. |
| 2:23.4 | I'm Jake Kim. |
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