Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, long-time professional broadcaster.

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plus an additional two episodes each week that are exclusive to Patreon.

So subscribing on Patreon, get you four episodes per week.

Oh my, what a bargain.

Now, on to today's program.

If I was to say, how many... What a bargain. Now, on to today's program. The dums of d'uns of d'uns.

If I was to say, how many days do you think it would take to replace every door inside your house with a solid wood door, the hinges, the handles, fully finished cabinet-grade paint.

For mere mortals, I'm taking weeks, months, years.

But for one-day doors and closets, I'm going to go with one day.

One day.

Right now they've got a special for you.

Josiah does where you can buy one door, get two.

See how far he'll take that.

Buy three. See if you can get six.

One Day, Texas.com slash promo 30. Very, very cool idea to upgrade the look and feel of your house. It's not like, you know, you're not doing a full remodel, but it might feel like it. You're just changing out those doors and closets. They come out. They measure them on site. it's saving you money compared to big box stores, and you know they're going to be right because they

were measured with a third dimension,

3D measuring technology. It's

one-day doors and closets.

Again, hit up Josiah at this website,

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