DZ 3-26-26 | Live show from Zoli's Pizza with Julie Dobbs and Emily Jones
The Dumb Zone FREE
No Puppet Productions
4.9 • 724 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 167 minutes
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We're live from Zoli's Pizza in Fort Worth and we begin with a book review by Dan informing Julie on How To Become A Woman. Then Emily Jones stops by on MLB Opening Day and a fat Viewer Mail which asks the question, if mouse is the singular version of mice, why don't we call a piece of rice "rouse"?
- (00:00) - Open: Dan reviews On Becoming a Woman with Julie Dobbs
- (29:22) - Sports: MLB Opening Day
- (55:49) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag
- (01:28:09) - Puka Nacua's biting with Emily Jones
- (01:44:04) - News: Dog breeding ring busted
- (02:02:55) - VM birthdays/Today in History
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, long-time professional broadcaster. |
| 0:03.8 | Why subscribe to our Patreon podcast? |
| 0:06.6 | Well, perhaps you support our struggle to get out from under the oppressive thumb of the man. |
| 0:11.1 | Or, objectively, if you sign up at patreon.com slash the dumbzone, you will get the two episodes per week that are available on all podcast platforms like this one, |
| 0:22.5 | plus an additional two episodes each week that are exclusive to Patreon. |
| 0:28.4 | So subscribing on Patreon, get you four episodes per week. |
| 0:32.8 | Oh my, what a bargain. |
| 0:35.2 | Now, on to today's program. |
| 0:38.0 | Hey now, let's talk about... What a bargain. Now, on to today's program. The dunza. |
| 0:43.5 | Hey now, let's talk about fairlease.org. |
| 0:45.2 | Isn't that one of your favorite topics? |
| 0:47.4 | It's one of my favorite websites. |
| 0:54.0 | That's where you can go to get in touch with our people over at Fairlease, Connor or Nick, 972705 pizza. That's not what it spells. It is. 705 pizza. Live here from Zolias. Julie's here. We went out to Fair Lease together, met our guys out there. It's a nice situation. I'm just going to call it the dumb zone of the car leasing situation. They're going to get it done. |
| 1:11.4 | It might not be the biggest operation in the world, but they'll work with you. They'll get creative on your lease. You got a truck you're looking to get. Travis just added two. Travis from communities here, they're up to eight vehicles. They lease eight vehicles from Fairleasing. That's right. If your house has been cooled by them, then it was Fairlease taking part in that. |
| 1:29.4 | Fairlease. part in that. |
| 1:29.3 | Fairlease.org 972-705-4815-975-972-705 pizza. |
| 1:37.4 | Fair lease, when you don't know what to do about a car, because car stuff is hard but not with fair lease |
| 1:47.0 | you don't need a dealership baby |
| 1:50.0 | oh |
| 1:51.0 | yeah I never listen to the dumb |
| 2:06.6 | All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. |
| 2:12.6 | I never listen, I'm gonna listen to the dumb song. Hello friends, welcome to our Thursday program, live to Tateau |
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