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All right, Mike Soroy.

Yo.

Your time to shine.

I'm on camera, Jake, so chin is jutted forward.

Eyes are smoldering.

Oh, smoldering.

I was doing it in my car mirror today, and I was like, boy, I think I can get these smoldering.

But I was saying smoky.

He taught me how to take a picture at our party the other night.

Yeah.

You always, if it's from front on, he watched, yeah.

Basically every photo you take, right?

You jet your chin forward like an insane amount.

Like look from the side, it looks stupid. But when you're straight on, it gives you a Hollywood jaw line and you smolder the eyes and you're amazing. It kind of eliminates your chin a little bit, you know, if you just kind of push forward. See, I've always read you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth and that gets rid of your throat fat i think that

that could help as well but all you need is chin out the whole way and then look at that the

smoldering eyes is kind of like it's kind of like what does that guy know maybe something maybe nothing

but whatever it is you don't know yeah it's like this it's like and you're gonna

look great in every picture yeah that's all i got to do i have a football question for you guys so

my uh beautiful girlfriend's birthday is december 16th and i don't have anything for her

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