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I don't really know where to start, but I'll give you one small taste of something that

happened after I'd been there for six or seven days. And when we talk tomorrow or next Wednesday,

I have to like start at the start and just tell you how the whole thing works and lay it out

so that you have context for any story that I tell you.

So the first thing I'll tell you is that my roommate, which I touched on yesterday, he was my roommate at the beginning when they make you have two roommates.

He was my roommate when we moved, which was awesome. I did not want to lose him.

A little guy, Latino guy, very gay, very effeminate, but also like a real badass.

Had done a lot of time.

Full body tattoos was routinely getting, he'd been in prison.

So he knew how to get people to give him things that he wanted

that we weren't supposed to have okay like red in shawshank yeah yeah and i i asked him although

i don't really know that he understood what i was telling him i asked him when i was leaving i was

like yo eddie uh he's the only one i'll use his name i was like you know i got this show and i'm

going to kind of tell stories about this and i'm going to kind of tell stories about this. And I'm going to kind of tell him, you know, stuff that we had going on here. And he's like, I don't give a fuck. Just stuff like, for example, you're supposed to have to walk up to the admin building. If want to do laundry there's a separate building down

they have like a basketball goal pavilion played ball a couple times and a uh a little room

with washing machines and dryers you're supposed to have to go up and ask for a laundry pod and a dryer

sheet every time they don't want you to have them but we had probably 40 of each at all times why can you like sniff those or something i think they just didn't want you to have them, but we had probably 40 of each at all times. Why, can you like sniff those or something? I think they just didn't want you to lose them or... I don't know, but you weren't supposed to have them. We always had one. He had an iron within like the first three days somehow. Because he ironed his clothes. He would lay him out and iron his clothes every day. Somehow he had acquired an iron when i got there i had bought a sound

machine on the way down because i can't use my phone for like an app so i bought one on the way down

oh or sleeping yeah and i went to go pick it they didn't give it back to me after they gave me back

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