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I guess, yeah. So Dan's in Cleveland.

Talk to him for a while this morning.

And he's going to Brown's Bengals on Sunday. Sweet Life, as we talked about yesterday.

Oh, must be nice.

It must be nice.

The only, yeah, again, the only way he'll go is if there is a sweet available to him and he can get free food.

Good food, rich people food. As Aaron Hernandez said, which we're going to talk about that show a little bit later, the first time he ever went to one of Robert Kraft's parties with his fake girlfriend,

he's like, why do rich people only eat small foods?

Interesting.

Yeah, like him and his girlfriend are talking about it, and he's like, I don't know,

I think they eat big foods later, but they hide it from people.

I'm not sure if I, I don't know what the, the catering situation's up, or what it's like in, say, Jerry's sweet.

But every suite that I've been in, it's typically the same stuff.

Oh, there's levels, bro.

Really?

Yeah.

You're talking about the chicken tindi package?

Yes.

Maybe some sliders.

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