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I saw something in Fredericksburg that I feel like I need to come up with a ranking of

these, but they had a little park, a little downtown park, and there was a guy there

without kids already questionable.

He was probably about 30 to 35, And his attire was no shirt, bleans.

What's bleans? Black jeans. And no shirt, okay. And he was just hanging out. Yeah. And immediately, I thought, I don't know what, like, the top five are, but that's the

creepiest ensemble I've ever seen for a guy.

Just no shirt and jeans.

No shirt, but I feel like, yeah, no shirt and jeans.

The kicker is black jeans.

Yeah, maybe he was a working man and got something on his shirt.

Yeah, blue jeans are really more of the working man move or like Dickies or something.

These were rocker style like black denim, no shirt, sunglasses, and he's hanging out at a park with kids.

And on a whatever it was, like a Tuesday.

I had my eyes on him.

From the makers of, let's say, like Quicksand and some of these other things you thought

were going to be a bigger deal.

One thing I noticed out there, there are no city lights, you can see lots of stars. Do you guys remember kind of being obsessed with spotlights when you were younger? Like, fuck, I wonder what's going on over there. Oh, when they shine them up in the air? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, when I was a kid, I'd see one coming from over like by Fort Worth. And I'm like, damn damn there must be famous people there like every time

I saw a spot go and chase one down I always wanted to but I'd see him and be like man you know

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