DZ 1-16-25: It's Deion or Witten, Mavs lose on a missed call, and Lawrence Rosales on running from the cops
The Dumb Zone FREE
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4.9 • 724 Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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We welcome in comedian, Lawrence Rosales, to hang for the whole show and he entertains us with stories about running from the cops and the loss of the Taco Bell dog. Seems like the Cowboys coaching candidates have been whittled down to two names: Deion Sanders or Jason Witten. The Mavs lose in a terrible way and we debut a new segment titled: Gummy Thoughts
- (00:00) - Open: With Lawrence Rosales
- (14:12) - Today in Twitter: Eagles fan follow-up
- (31:22) - Cowboys: It's either Deion or Witten
- (53:22) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail bag
- (01:20:17) - Mavs: Obvious goaltending
- (01:36:38) - Gummy thoughts: Monty Hall problem
- (01:55:11) - News: Bonnie Blue says hold my beer
- (02:25:28) - VM birthdays/Today in History
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| 1:39.8 | Dak Prescott has more wins than any quarterback in the NFL. |
| 1:43.7 | Say that again, more than any quarterback in the NFL. More than any quarterback. Yeah, and the past quarterbacks too for the Dallas. I'm just strong. Come on now. Let me tell you, I'm going to get to that. If you ball, you get the call. And this guy, Dak Prescott, he got the call. Jack, what's up, boss? How you doing, man? |
| 2:02.8 | What's up, I'm proud. I'm good. How are you? Baby, I love the bowtide. I love the suit. I love the look, man. You're looking quite dapper. Appreciate that. I got to. Is that a I'm going to win? Look, you know, because you don't You got to win when you get that clean, right? |
| 2:00.7 | No, yeah, I mean, you know the whole, you know the day you look good and feel good, you know, because you know, you got a win when you get that clean, right? |
| 2:18.5 | No, yeah, I mean, you know the whole, you know the day you look good and feel good, you play good. |
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